We’ve learned to expect big things from Sean Cody. The site delivers once again in the installment Auditions Vol. 30, in which the first man featured says that when he starts pounding, he’s got a goal: “I like being the best fuck they ever had.” He’s definitely got a good start, with that big dick he’s ramming in.

Kris Evans and Dolph Lambert make a nice pair, don’t you think? They look great together. So do their dicks.

Bel Ami’s newest horse cock is swinging between the legs of Randy Quinn. It is easily one of the thickest dicks on Sizing Up — and one of the thickest dicks in porn. This thing would break most cocksuckers’ jaws. Sascha Chaykin does nice work on it. Think you could do a better job servicing this monster?

Our pal Frank-Willy is on Tumblr. Enjoy.

Kevin Warhol can’t wait to get his lips locked on Gaelan Binoche’s massive tool. Could you? Of course, they don’t stop there. Gaelan gives him the pounding of a lifetime and a facial he’ll never forget.

Just a few hours after Sizing Up shared Gabriel from Squirtz, he turned up on You Love Jack — stroking his thick seven inches and eating his cum. Enjoy.

Lucien Dickson slams his great downward-curving uncut tool deep into Milan Gamiani in “Cruising Budapest 1“:

Meet Gabriel. Now go grab a towel to clean yourself up. *swoon*

Kurt Wild has ridden some big dicks, but not many have bucked as hard and as deep as this rough top: Meet Troy Gabriel. A man could spend a lifetime on those balls. Wowzers.

… you’ll love these clips. Sizing Up has restored another batch of videos that were deleted by the blog’s former host:

• Ladislav Pekar’s uncut dick satisfies a hungry sucker,
• Matthias Vanelli stretches Arthur Gordon’s ass before unloading,
• Johnny Magnum’s jawbreaker thick cock in action,
• Kurt Rogers gags a twinky bottom boy,
• An uncut stud at Sean Cody gets the attention he deserves,
• How to succeed in blowjobs,
• A bukkake feast,
• The Visconti triplets stroke side by side,
• Bruno Flex’s uncut unconcealable weapon,
• Bel Ami’s celebration of sucking,
• Thomas Dyk double-fucking bareback,
• The massive warhead in Nick Hurley’s pants,
• Three barebacking twinks won’t waste a drop,
• Big bare dicks and a tasty facial,
• A mondo fuckstick to make any bottom howl,
• And three soldiers swallow their comrades’ thick cocks (above).

Even if all those Euro twinks look alike to you, you can always recognize John Magiaty when he drops his pants. This has got to be one of the Continent’s most colossal cocks. We saw him slamming it bare into Martin Corvin in “Tooled-Up Twinks,” and in “Bareback Skater Twinks” he bottoms for the almost-as-hung Jose Manuel.

In “Ouvert a Tout” (or “Open to Anything“), John feeds that huge tool to Chris Reed:

• Uber-hung Ian Scott‘s straight scene,
• Andreas Mouskouri’s big dick (above) goring Sascha Chaykin,
• Leo Giamani worshiping Forest Winter’s thick tool,
• Jan Dvorak drilling deep into Danny Saradon,
• Tohornyfyr’s uncut beast, showered in cum,
• And a soccer player takes on his coach’s monster cock.

Xavier Powell is slowly persuading straight boy Luda Wayne that sex with a guy is so much more fun. Of course, Xavier’s body makes that argument all by itself: who wouldn’t fuck the hell out of this tight twink?

All those dirty thoughts you’ve suppressed while watching the Olympic figure skaters just got a bit harder to suppress. Brad Patton, who on the ice goes by his birth name, Joel Mangs, shows us just how much can be packed into those tights.

He’s famous for his girth, which he demonstrated by measuring on camera on his Web site (offline since he retired). Discussing his conspicuous asset, he told DNA Magazine, “It is eight inches long and almost seven inches around.” Finally, a porn star whose claim is true! Guess he realizes he doesn’t need to exaggerate.

Some of his highlights are “Hot Wired 2” and “Trunks 2.” For the true cock hound, of course, there is “The Best of Brad Patton.”

Btmlkn4hung calls this Xtube video “me getting pounded by 11.5 inches.” I’m always wary of claims like “11.5 inches,” but one thing is for sure: it must have felt like 11.5 inches when it was slamming home.

Let’s hope this incredible bottom finds many more monsters and shares his conquests.