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Dolph Lambert’s Deep Dive Into Ralph Woods







Which porn star do you envy most? Lately, I’m thinking Dolph Lambert. He fucked the Peters twins, and now he’s pounding our horse-dicked pal Ralph Woods. (More of Ralph here and here, and of course videos are here.)

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Which Tops Push Your Buttons?



Who are your favorite porn tops?

Some are better at their jobs than others. I don’t mean just getting hard and staying hard and slamming big dicks into tight spaces. I mean doing all that fun and cinematic foreplay like fingering and rimming — Michael Lucas’s specialty. And the best tops use their dicks as a tool for pleasuring the bottom, not just as a piston to pump in and out.

It’s like division of labor, you know? In porn, a bottom’s got to do the deep breathing and the yoga-like trance to take superhuman dicks. The top has to make it worth his while.

Think of Greg David, the French porn star with the frighteningly thick cock who was a Sizing Up sensation in August. Yes, he can pump and dump — but just as often you’ll see him teasing the bottom’s hole or working his dick around inside like a deep-probing sex toy. This snippet is from “King Size,” extensively reviewed this summer (check out the first, second, third and fourth installments if you’ve got a big appetite).

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The Year of the Twink?




Jeremy Roddick promised this would be the year of the twink, and maybe he’s right. He did his part by nailing Chase Nailor in January (the three photos above), after which he said the little twig has “one of the nicest and hungriest asses I have ever seen.” Hungry is right; since then we’ve seen Chase Nailor with toys at JuliensBoys.com and with a parade of tops at VideoBoys (including Nathan, in the video below).

But one Canadian uber-slut does not a “year of the twink” make. We’ve also seen Jesse from Blake Mason, the soft-spoken, hard-fucking blond twink who is sporting enough dick for three men (below).

The twinky Turk Mason has gotten more play this year. Then there’s Justin Harris, the lucky Brit who is called in to swallow Matt Hughes. Does he qualify as a twink? He’s young but couldn’t pass for J.V. And let’s not forget Dillon Samuels, whose vanilla career we can only hope is a prelude to a Chase Nailor-style spree of getting fucked by every big dick in Canada.

Who are your favorite twinks so far this year?

Too Big for His Britches

When you’re unzipping a man, do you like to discover that his package is gift-wrapped? Or are boxers and briefs just gonna slow you down?

I noticed in the clip below that when Trevor Yates stripped, he was going commando. George Duroy, the god of Bel Ami, says that is typical: “He never wears underwear, because, he tells me, his dick is so big even when soft that wearing underwear can be very uncomfortable. But I believe it is also because he likes to show off what he has. If he was standing here and I would ask him to pull down his pants, he would do it gladly. He is absolutely an exhibitionist.”

This impossibly hung guy hasn’t always been Bel Ami’s Trevor Yates. He started out as William Higgins’s Karel Grosse, and it was in a video for CzechBoys (below) that I noticed he was freeballing. Past fawning over this mouthwatering cock is here and here.

Pick a Dick

Did you see the “Six Suckable Sean Cody Cocks” post on SeanCodyReviews.com? Sizing Up readers have already weighed in on the subject, with the poll back in March about the hottest men of Sean Cody. (The results were a lot of love for Daniel, who was new at the time, so chalk one up for recency vs. primacy. Or maybe we were all swayed by that massive uncut tool swinging between his legs. Not that we’re predictable.)

So let’s open up the debate beyond one Web site to the wide world of porn. Who would you kneel and worship? Which one of these men would you like to unzip?


Jake Havoc


Kurt Diesel



Karel Rok


Jonny T



Ralph Woods


Matt Hughes



Chad Hunt


Brad Rioux



Barrett Long


Trevor Yates



Daniel


Antonio Biaggi
For simplicity, I stuck with past Famous Penises on Sizing Up. Other nominees are welcome. Just select “Other” and fill in who you’d like to slurp on. Extra credit if you alert me to a man who isn’t on the Sizing Up radar!
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