This is one of the greatest cocks you’ll see on Sizing Up, and we’ve got some for the record books. Meet Mikel, a Badpuppy star. Has anyone seen him elsewhere? Know any other names for him?

In January 2006, he appeared on the site with his age as 23 and his job as “military pilot.” In June 2008, he appeared as age 20 and was listed as being a dancer in Hollywood. Let’s give Badpuppy the benefit of the doubt and just assume these videos and photos were not published in the order in which they were shot. (The photos on the red couch are the ones published first. The buzz cut makes “military pilot” seem at least plausible, right?)

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